This little maple tree enjoys long walks on the beach, deep conversation, indulging in fine wine with a scrumptious foie gras dinner, and candlelight conversations on French film.
Or, he's totally content just catching crumbs from your lunch (preferably cookie crumbs) while he lounges about on your lapel.
Never go dateless anywhere ever again!
Your potential new date measures 2 inches wide by 2 1/4 inches tall. He doesn't eat much, so he's the cheapest date you've ever had. Unless you've had a free date, then I guess he's not.
Payment methods include: Paypal, Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and Discover.
If you're having trouble processing payment, please contact me, I am here to help!
TO ALL INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS: additional customs duties/tariffs/taxes may apply to your order. Every country is different, so please speak with your mail service if you have any questions.
Note to customers in California: there will be a 9% sales tax addition to your purchase total.
If your order is a gift going directly to the recipient, I can include a personal message card from you for no extra charge. If you would like this service please let me know what you would like me to write (to fit on a postcard) in the "message to seller" during checkout.
Please feel free to contact me with any questions, etc. concerning your order.
I ship almost exclusively through the United States Postal Service. All domestic shipments include delivery confirmation.
If you are unhappy with your order for any reason please contact me within 5 working days of receiving your package. I will do my best to resolve the problem quickly. Refunds and exchanges are considered on a case-by-case basis.
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Apr 14, 2016